me: uh...no. (secretly thinking: do I LOOK like someone who would order such a pointless drink?? I am so insulted...)
The guy and girl waiting behind me (he ordered a berry chai):
girl (looking at a sign): Ooh, I wonder what the apple chai is?
guy: yeah, me too! Maybe I'll get that next time
Seriously?? You ordered a freaking BERRY chai! What do you THINK the difference is?